FuddyDuddyRectum

Hey, I'm new to Wattpad. Could you ready atleast one chapter of my new story, it's not finished but I will like your opinion on it.

Uhh... creepy? Since when did a rectrum start talking to people online?!

I just found you randomly...
          I've been eating fiber 
          is that good for the rectum ;p

Why does no one love me? :'(

I'm in a very fuddyduddy mood right now!

Why does no one appreciate rectums as much as they should be appreciated?! :( #FeelingDepressed

My best friend is the colon! ;)