Hello, my dear Watson. (By which, in this case, I mean the reader of this bio.)
I am Sherlock.
By your expression I can tell that you are here to see if it is worth following me.
I must tell you that it is
I am O-mazing.
For instance, I can tell that you are reading this on a device that runs off of electricity.
I can also tell you are thinking of the very popular expression, 'No sh*t, sherlock!'
You were also born someday before today.

Anyways..
--Definition of an awesome dork? The very person writing this bio. To set things off, the name's unknown to you! And before you ask, I am, in fact, a girl! Now that we've got that covered, let's move on!

I'm extremely dorky. I've been told many times, and you know what? It's great to be a dork. You can do so many dorky things and people wouldn't mind because they know you're a dork. :D Ah, the perks of being a dork.

Making people smile and laugh, is what I do best. Kinda. Laughter is the best medicine. Unless someone dies from laughing too much..then laughter causes death..ehm.

I have solemnly pledged my life to the bodacious and HEROIC protection of the innocent, the defenseless, the adorable, and the pathetic all across the Universe.
I am a HERO, noble, and righteous.  Every breath is a promise for justice, every step a tiny dance for freedom, every word a melodic pop song about the glory of love.
When evil gets all fancy, I break that biz down...for HOPE! 

Milk is Evil and its first on my list  ಥ‿ಥ

I speak English.. that's really it.

I make cakes and other sweet stuff for a living ʘ‿ʘ

I hate fan fictions with a passion. They never live up to my obsessive standards.

I can draw a bit. 

I prefer even numbers to the odd ones.

I say Halloween is better than Christmas! ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

I like music. ((; =ﾟ３ﾟ=))～♪   ♫♪clap clap♫♪
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　 　 　 　 　　く          But I can't dance.
  • JoinedJune 2, 2016