ALWAYS FOLLOWS BACK

THE ASEXUAL-EST ATHEIST YOU WILL EVER MEET.......probably.

~literal dead meme
~my life motto is GAY SHIPS ARE YAY SHIPS
~im stupid
~i spend most of my free time swimming so dont hide from me in a pool or lake
~if you are wondering, no i am not a 1D fan, and yes i am crazy
~merp
~leedleleedleleedleleedlelee
~I get bored real easy
~my friends are stupid
~but so am I




WHALE!!! WHALE!!! WHALE!!! MERP!!!
~DIDN'T SEE THAT LAST PART COMIN' DID YAH??



JINGLE BELLS
TWILIGHT SMELLS
EDWARD RAN AWAY
BELLA DIED
JACOB CRYED
HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!HEY

( YAH TIME FOR THE SECOND VERSE)

THERE ARE OTHER BOOKS
BUT POTTER IS THE BEST
IT STARTED IT ALL
ROWLING NEVER RESTS
FAWKES WILL MELT THE SNOW
DOBBY MADE ME CRY
BUCKBEAK IS JUST REALLY COOL
AND I HAVE NO LIFE!!!


Shout out to all my followers!!
~seriously I have no idea why you people put up with me



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