ElzLOL

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Dearest international and marvy chummly wummlies,

I am writing this in my bed of pain under the sheets of life. I have exhausted myself writing all these tip-top fabnosity stories for you to read that I had to have a little lie down in the style of Marilyn Monroe with a cigarette and a cup of tea (More like a mug of hot chocolate and a bananna). After the fiasco with BexJump from 'Worthy Of Publishing' and her bollocks 'Life as Me' story, I had to take an aspirin and cry for a week. (Not really, but it's always nice to exaggerate these things to make your life a little more interesting)

You know I luuurrrve you all, but don't get too excited-only in a friendly-even-though-I've-never-met-you-you-can-still-be-my-international-chum way.
ElzLOL

P.S. xashleighlouise from 'Worthy Of Publishing' is my other chum who is also full of fabnosity. I command you to read her stories (They are the future) http://www.worthyofpublishing.com/author.asp?author_ID=9848 

P.P.S. BexJump is a not-friendly-friend. Read her stories at your own risk.

P.P.P.S. If you have a BexJump in your life, EAT HER, it's the only thing to do.

P.P.P.P.S. And remember, He who laughs last laughs the laughingest xxx :DDDD


PEOPLE YOU NEED TO FAN:
http://www.wattpad.com/user/SteveandAngie (Read her short story: Blaise ;P)
http://www.wattpad.com/user/Sam_the_Ninja (Maa crayzzee-ass buddy ;) He laaaves everyone ;D)