Status: Goodbye Wattpad, you mother-fucking twats. (1 year ago)


Name Elizabeth Katelynn Ryder
Location Where the shadows linger...
Member Since Feb 10, 2012
Votes Received 6
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I'm not British, but I love British people.

I speak in a British accent when I'm angry or when I want to piss someone off. (It's a lot of fun!)

I have an older brother who I'm always correcting (I'm also his editor.).

I'm described as a modern day Irene Adler. Others describe me as "that crazy chick over there in the Converse"

I would love to travel the world one day, and I plan on doing so (I'll probably stop by England first.).

I hate flying. Hate it, hate it, hate it. I always end up sitting in front of or next to that kids you want to throw out the emergency exit.

I love most kinds of music, mostly bands like Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance or Marianas Trench.

Some people call me emo. This is incorrect. I'm anti-social. There's a difference.

I know a little French (which makes swearing easier for me).

If you're into dark and creepy stories, my brother also owns a wattpad account (Maximillion_J_Ryder).

I love singing, acting and modeling.

I'm in Washington right now, if any of you wanna check me up or hang-out sometime.

I write my own songs and stuff. Starts conversations and such... I'm lonely.

I'm a decent editor, so if you need one, I'm here.

Okay, well, I guess that's it. I'll mainly just be answering questions here if you have any and I'll probably write a story or two on a good day. Maybe even keep a journal here.

Okay, bye!


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