Status: You can't spell 'SEXY' without vowels and consonants. And you can't spell {YourNameHere} without those, either. Coincidence? I think not. ;) (1 year ago)


Name Samantha
Location Neverland:)
Member Since Jul 24, 2011
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Hey there shmexi! I see you're stalking my about me. You probably wanna know shit about me don't you?  My name's Samantha, you can wear it out *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*. Oh and unicorns rock they're my fuckin heros And if I had one I'd name it Jorge (pronounced whorehey) and I'm pretty sure it'd have a rainbow colored mane, and a little midget bro named Donny and their diet would consist of a shit ton of skittles. Send me a PM or comment I don't care which one. Get to know me I smell great  and I won't bite. You know unless you really want me to ;) 

Q&A send me a question in a PM and I'll answer it if its not too creepy 
Is my pic really me?: nope 
Am I weird?: let's just say I'm limited edition 
Am I random?: FISH
If you tell me about grammar spelling and other errors will I slap you with voldemorts tit?: Why, yes. Yes, I will. :3
Do I cuss?: yep. It's a habit I tried dropping it but its hella hard.
Am I perverted?: bahahaha ohhh yes. 
Am I a flirt?: maaayyybeee 

Random as hell facts 
life is short and so is your penis 
I'm a homosapien. And so is your mom
I have an unhealthy obsession with hello kitty
I will bitch slap you if you try to steal my cupcake/cookie/unicorn/anything I deem cool as shit
I find older dudes sexy But I'm talking like 18-30ish not 50+ I don't wanna get raped lolz.

Things I dislike/hate
When guys ask for naked pics. For the love of a retarded baby seal named jimmy, I am not a whore. Therefore, if thou shalt ask, thou shalt NOT receiveth!
When you're putting on eyeliner/mascara and you hit your eye with the applicator thingy
When you touch your hair after straightening it and it burns the shit out of you
When people smack their gum *twitches violently*
When people pronounce shit wrong
When you paint your fingernails and it takes forever and then you fuck one of them up -.-
When someone smells funny and tries to hug you


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