Hey there shmexi! I see you're stalking my about me. You probably wanna know shit about me don't you? My name's Samantha, you can wear it out *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*. Oh and unicorns rock they're my fuckin heros And if I had one I'd name it Jorge (pronounced whorehey) and I'm pretty sure it'd have a rainbow colored mane, and a little midget bro named Donny and their diet would consist of a shit ton of skittles. Send me a PM or comment I don't care which one. Get to know me I smell great and I won't bite. You know unless you really want me to ;) Oh and I'm Bi. Don't like it? Well, why don't you just go outside and play hide n go fuck yourself. Q&A send me a question in a PM and I'll answer it if its not too creepy Is my pic really me?: nope Am I weird?: let's just say I'm limited edition Am I random?: FISH If you tell me about grammar spelling and other errors will I slap you with voldemorts tit?: Why, yes. Yes, I will. :3 Do I cuss?: yep. It's a habit I tried dropping it but its hella hard. Am I perverted?: bahahaha ohhh yes. Am I a flirt?: maaayyybeee Random as hell facts life is short and so is your penis I'm a homosapien. And so is your mom I have an unhealthy obsession with hello kitty I will bitch slap you if you try to steal my cupcake/cookie/unicorn/anything I deem cool as shit I find older dudes sexy But I'm talking like 18-30ish not 50+ I don't wanna get raped lolz. Things I dislike/hate When guys ask for naked pics. For the love of a retarded baby seal named jimmy, I am not a whore. Therefore, if thou shalt ask, thou shalt NOT receiveth! When you're putting on eyeliner/mascara and you hit your eye with the applicator thingy When you touch your hair after straightening it and it burns the shit out of you When people smack their gum *twitches violently* When people pronounce shit wrong When you paint your fingernails and it takes forever and then you fuck one of them up -.- When someone smells funny and tries to hug you
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@CottonCandyEyes Please update "Enemies to Lovers".. I want to know what is going to happen next.
@PleaseDontKissMe so what's your awesome self up to?:)
@CottonCandyEyes yesh I did. c: You're welcome.
@PleaseDontKissMe Hi!:) Aww ya did? :D thanks for following!:)
Hai...I heard you were you were really awesome. c:
I updated "I Only Have Eyes For You"!!!
Pls update the female escort :)
@Nalivia I dunno just haven't posted a pic of me on here:)
@CottonCandyEyes how come?
@Nalivia nooopppee