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CottonCandyEyes

Name Samantha
Location Neverland:)
Member Since Jul 24, 2011
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Hey there shmexi! I see you're stalking my about me. You probably wanna know shit about me don't you?  My name's Samantha, you can wear it out *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*. Oh and unicorns rock they're my fuckin heros And if I had one I'd name it Jorge (pronounced whorehey) and I'm pretty sure it'd have a rainbow colored mane, and a little midget bro named Donny and their diet would consist of a shit ton of skittles. Send me a PM or comment I don't care which one. Get to know me I smell great  and I won't bite. You know unless you really want me to ;) 

Q&A send me a question in a PM and I'll answer it if its not too creepy 
Is my pic really me?: nope 
Am I weird?: let's just say I'm limited edition 
Am I random?: FISH
If you tell me about grammar spelling and other errors will I slap you with voldemorts tit?: Why, yes. Yes, I will. :3
Do I cuss?: yep. It's a habit I tried dropping it but its hella hard.
Am I perverted?: bahahaha ohhh yes. 
Am I a flirt?: maaayyybeee 

Random as hell facts 
life is short and so is your penis 
I'm a homosapien. And so is your mom
I have an unhealthy obsession with hello kitty
I will bitch slap you if you try to steal my cupcake/cookie/unicorn/anything I deem cool as shit
I find older dudes sexy But I'm talking like 18-30ish not 50+ I don't wanna get raped lolz.

Things I dislike/hate
When guys ask for naked pics. For the love of a retarded baby seal named jimmy, I am not a whore. Therefore, if thou shalt ask, thou shalt NOT receiveth!
When you're putting on eyeliner/mascara and you hit your eye with the applicator thingy
When you touch your hair after straightening it and it burns the shit out of you
When people smack their gum *twitches violently*
When people pronounce shit wrong
When you paint your fingernails and it takes forever and then you fuck one of them up -.-
When someone smells funny and tries to hug you

Works

I Only Have Eyes For You ~*~Brother/Sister Romance~*~

I Only Have Eyes For You ~*~Brother/Sister Romance~*~

8 parts / 9 pages, updated Apr 02, 2013R
When Holly falls in love with her big brother Spencer, and confides in him about her dirty little secret, their relationship takes a turn for the worst. Or does it? Read to find out! ;)
26,573 reads votes 253 comments 164
Bite Me (Vampire BoyXBoy)

Bite Me (Vampire BoyXBoy)

2 parts / 5 pages, updated Feb 16, 2013PG-13
After Leo breaks his heart by making what he thinks is the biggest mistake of his life, he gets an unexpected visitor who takes him on a wild ride.
6,072 reads votes 138 comments 44
The Female Escort

The Female Escort

2 parts / 6 pages, updated Dec 02, 2012PG-13
Cora is a female escort. She usually detests her job and her clients, but she just might have found one that changes her mind.
1,697 reads votes 26 comments 12
Bitten

Bitten

19 parts / 27 pages, updated Nov 24, 2012PG-13
Luna Crowe has been homeless ever since her parents died. She's spent every dime she has and just wants to read a book. That she doesn't intend to buy. When she gets kicked out of the book store, her life changes forever... Literally.
50,779 reads votes 1,032 comments 313
The Prince's Blood Slave

The Prince's Blood Slave

3 parts / 6 pages, updated Oct 26, 2012PG-13
The world was ran by vampires after the 2012 apocalypse. Humans were either sold into slavery or farmed for their blood. But few are lucky to be sold to Roya... read more
10,519 reads votes 220 comments 61
Secrets

Secrets

2 pages, updated Aug 21, 2012GCompleted
This is the story of me, my depression, secrets, insecurities, and everything that comes along with it. Feel free to leave your story in the comment section or PM it to me. I'd absolutely love to hear it.
108 reads votes 8 comments 5
Our Dirty Little Secret (BoyxBoy)

Our Dirty Little Secret (BoyxBoy)

8 parts / 8 pages, updated Aug 21, 2012PG-13
When Roman's parent's ship him off to an all boy's boarding school, he expects anything but this to happen.
34,101 reads votes 555 comments 174
Silence Is Golden

Silence Is Golden

1 page, updated Jul 13, 2012PG-13Completed
When Rachel gets jealous over her husband giving too much attention to her daughter Sophia, she does something that shocks everyone.
227 reads votes 16 comments 13
One Look

One Look

3 pages, updated Jun 11, 2012GCompleted
When Declan meets a girl with terminal cancer, his life changes forever.
95 reads votes 5 comments 4
Your Cinderella

Your Cinderella

1 page, updated Jun 08, 2012GCompleted
175 reads votes 7 comments 6
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