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CookieWisher

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I am crazy about Asian Dramas, Animes and their music which I find ironic since I'm Asian myself! :) (Please don't message me asking questions about the meaning of life or of protoplasmal primordial atomic globules - I really don't know! I'm Asian, yes, but I'm probably dumber then your dog! :D) 

I love to read fiction. Adventure, fantasy and action novels mostly. Not a great fan of non-fiction and prefer to read food packets if I had the choice between them. I enjoy writing in my free time although I 'm not great at it I would really appreciate you voting, commenting and ultimately fanning! ^.^ 
Which is why I want to personally give my thanks to all of my fans and readers for sticking with me and being AWESOME! >.< They all deserve a giant cookie bigger than my face! :P (Which is pretty big!)

Music wise, I prefer rock above all else. But I do dwell into some K and J-pop!

My friends call me 'the crazy bitch who will eventually end up in the loony bin'; I like to call myself 'eccentric and unique with a cherry on top'. 

When I grow up I'm going to:
-go to Australia and have a kick boxing match with a Kangaroo. 
-own a strait jacket and a sub-machine gun.
-Go zombie hunting with the above items on.
-Become a pirate captain with kick-ass ninja moves
Anyone like to join me? :D

I have also made a joint account with a few of my friends feel free to check it out! The_Awesomes is the name! 

"I love all my FANS, You know, they only like you because of me!"-Teddy
*Fishy pouts and sits in corner of room with watery eyes*-"...so they don't like me?"
Me-"Of course they love you too!"
*Nath hits Teddy's head*-"Meany!"
Teddy- "Ow-y! But it's truey! I visited them and gave them cookie!" *Blows kiss in your direction*
*Daddy runs in bare-chested*-"I'm sexy and I know it!"
Random guy - "Hairy balls!"
Me -Shut it! Anyway, Love you all!! 
CookieWisher x
Teddy and Fishy - "WE LOVE YOU MORE!!"
Me -"Fakers!" *chases after them with chainsaw*

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I wouldn't be a rejected mate, if you no eat ma gummy bears!!

I wouldn't be a rejected mate, if you no eat ma gummy bears!!

14 parts / 43 pages, updated Jul 19, 2012PG-13
Charlotte Peter Gray is absolutly crazy...mad...bonkers and she's proud of it! She's a werewolf who has always dreamt of a loving mate. But... read more
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Enslaved to Love

Enslaved to Love

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Jun 01, 2012PG
The year’s 3040 AD: After destruction, after the destruction of planet Earth. During the Third World War, humankind destroyed the planet. It was a wasteland; full of nigh... read more
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fantasies13
fantasies13

3 months ago
Yep! I'd join you as a crew member on your pirate ship! WORLD DOMINATION, HERE I COME >:DDDDDDDDD 

We can sail to the zombies and kick some ass :)

~Your future partner in crime... well one of them. :P
MayLin6
MayLin6

3 months ago
plzzzzzzzz update
BeautyDoesntLast
BeautyDoesntLas...

6 months ago
NICOLAAAAAAA, where is my letter? ;) My Mummy wants to know if you want a stupidly, typical Aussie gift for Christmas? I told her I doubt it, but that I'd ask ;)
I AWAIT YOUR RETURN!
> >Beauty.
P.S. Changed my name again.. Just to confuse you ;D
Cknox1234
Cknox1234

7 months ago
Please please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee please upload
Lily101
Lily101

7 months ago
You said you wanted candy at the last chap of your werewolf story. Well.... I'll give you a thousand pieces of candies if you upload more often and frequent. 
BeautyDoesntLast
BeautyDoesntLas...

7 months ago
@CookieWisher I have too many friends on Wattpad.. I swear, I have more than in real life..
THANK YOU NICOLA! [<3] 

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CookieWisher
CookieWisher

7 months ago
Where did you get Dhidri?? I've never heard of that name before, let alone be called it!! My name's Nicola! :( Don't blame your memory, you have a very weird brain!! :D
BeautyDoesntLast
BeautyDoesntLas...

7 months ago
@CookieWisher So Dhidri Ip? Did I get that right? I hope so; my memory is atrocious :(
> >Prince, [<3]
CookieWisher
CookieWisher

7 months ago
Your Majesty, Although weird, my last name is Ip. I missed you to and I wondered where you went off to. Sayonara!! 
Cookie xx
BeautyDoesntLast
BeautyDoesntLas...

7 months ago
MASTER COOKIE! I am sorry to have not replied to your letter yet :(
I can't remember if you ever told me your last name? But I need it (again) so I can send it off this week :D
I MISS YOU.
> >Prince, [<3]

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@Aloujay Firstly, you spelt because wrong and that is quite, actually I changed my mind, it IS very stupid especially for an author. Oh, and...
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DUDE! UPLOAD DAMMIT!! Or I kill you in your sleep!! I am very capable! I really wanna read Ch.1 and you said that you will upload!!
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Well done for making it into a spell!! ;) Hilarious!!
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