Chickensmoothie

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"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life..."
Normal People: Call them months
 Warrior Fans: Call them moons
 Normal People: Can talk forever how their crush is hot 
Warrior Fans: Can defend Firestar is hotter 
Normal People: Think cats go to Heaven 
Warrior Fans: Know they go to StarClan if they are nice, or Place of No Stars if they are evil 
Normal People: Think StarClan is not part of Heaven 
Warrior Fans: Know God and Goddess made StarClan for cats 
 Normal People: Call baby cats kitties or kittens 
Warrior Fans: Call them kits 
People- say "you idiot!"
 Warrior fans- say "You Mousebrain!!" 
People- say Firestar is a stupid name 
Warrior fans- would slap them silly
 People- make 1D fan fics 
Warrior fans- make warrior books
Normal people: think all cats have nine lives 
Warriors fans: know only leaders have nine lives 
Normal people: Name their cats Mittens or Cuddles or something like that... Warriors fans: Give their cats a Warrior name 
Normal People: Look at black cats and think they are bad luck:P 
Warriors fans: Look at black cats and think of Hollyleaf or any other black pelted warriors character 
Normal People: call the seasons winter, spring, summer, and fall(autumn) Warriors fans: call the seasons leaf-bare, new-leaf, green-leaf, and leaf-fall 
Normal People: Would never put this on their profile 
Warriors fans: Would definitely put this on their profile