*insert witty bio humour here*

"Hi
How are you?
Am I talking to myself or is this just a one-sided conversation?"

Hi I'm Katy and I kill mortal muggle souls with my sass (and jokes)
(just kidding I am too shy around people I don't know to offend you)

Sun - Aries
Moon - Aquarius
Rising - Aries

I like : zodiac signs, danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, 1D , Book-related fandoms(eg. THG, TFIOS), 1D, 5sos, FOB, ATL, P!ATD, MCR, TØP, Imagine Dragons, Steven Universe and a lot of other things that won't fit into this bio

I am a massive fangirl and I obsess over a lot of stuff
(maybe even you reading this bio. yes. YOU.)

if you want to, pm me because I'm too scared to introduce myself to my followers/people who read my book/anyone reading this.

and if you want to follow me elsewhere you can follow me on :

tumblr : www.pinktransapples.tumblr.com
instagram : @caprisesalad
twitter : @NutellaNiall2713
trivia crack : @caprisesalad (challenge me if you dare, my science skills are top notch)
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  • JoinedJanuary 5, 2014


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