Bulk Bogan

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I was sent to the Minnesota Correctional Facility in 2015 for pissing in the town's water supplies. I served 2 months in prison. And even though I only got two months, it will still hard times. VERY hard times. The only way I could escape myself from reality that my reputation would be permanently tarnished and the fact that I have an actual criminal record, was the art of bodybuilding. I discovered it with my jail-mate, Joel, and thought "Ah what the hell." I remember the first dumbbell I ever lifted. Not that much weight. 5 kilos, I guess? But I remember that feeling of the dumbbell going up, down, up, down feeling so good that I just HAD to do it again. Every day I got stronger. My muusclees would always get bigger and stronker. And even though I'm out of that damn prison and can live peacefully, I always kept on pumping iron. I'm not fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger of course, but good enough to get me about. 

Stay safe. Don't do drugs. Grow your muusclees. And most importantly, give the puump.

R.I.P. warfaremasterhero 2015 - 2017