BossLaCross027

@DyingToShoutOut You're a nut. :P

defend

Hi, friend of Elle's! I'm Mariam, I'm one of her virtual friends that lives a million miles away from her [and, by extension, you, I guess]. 
          *waves excitedly*
          Welcome to Wattpad, blahblahblah, it's lovely, we're lovely, everyone's lovely, perfection, gorgeous.
          I'd say ask if you need any help, just ask, but I reckon Elle's your go-to for that.
          If I sound mad, don't worry, it's because I am, unfortunately.
          And yeah, basically what @ishine4youu/Fatima said, she got it all right.
          Welcome to the madhouse. 
          @DyingToShoutOut
          How was that?