ϟ Nikolai ϟ 100 y/o ϟ Fan of ♂, ♀, and everything in-between.
▲ My friends threaten to force-feed me shrimp testicles for being so immature.
Δ I never realized that shrimp had testicles in the first place.
▲ I don't like feet.
Δ I used to think that a racist was the same thing as a racecar driver.
▲ I have a turtle backpack.
Δ My five-year-old brother is starting a nudist colony.
▲ I've always wanted a pet wallaby.
Δ I don't like you.
▲ I'm prone to biting.
Δ When I'm frustrated, I think in French.
▲ I nickname everything.
Δ My kneecaps lost their innocence a long time ago.
▲ I'm more of a cat person.
Δ Jugular is a funny word.
▲ I can't use chopsticks.
I fan people. Because I can.
@r4tchet is pretty a-okay.
@LeKing gives my middle finger a boner.♥ c;
rack city bitch. rack rack city bitch.