❤Dillwali Patola❤

Hello, Namaste, Salam and Sat Sri Akal to the millions of followers that I have..... *crickets creaking in the background*

Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
*Flowers Start To Fall From The Sky*

I am Dillwali ❤ 
And YES...
My name is ACTUALLY  DILLWALI!!!
Those of you that don't want to believe me.....I Frankly GIVE UP!!!
It's Really Hard to convince people that my name is Dillwali!!!
I Guess my parents loved DDLJ too much!  (Don't Judge)

I am NOW AN EIGHTEEN year old, self obsessed, Bollywood loving, inquisitive, Smart...(Nah) Loving Indian Aussie, with an endless list of questions and an even longer list of answers. I am a complete people's person and absolutely love to talk so PM me


Kabhi, Kabhi....infact har rows mere dill me....Stupid khyal aate hai..Jai Se ki
(Everyday stupid thoughts seem to flood my mind including)

- If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? 
- When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
- If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
- What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?
- Do bald people get dandruff?
- If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee? 
- Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
- Do the actors in the re-enactments on Savdhaan India, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
- Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

❤Dillwali Out❤