Blaizathyst and Malarkey

Hello everybody! Malarkey here! Well.. I get 1000 letter to describe myself... Okay, Im in high school and I absolutley love writing and art! Malarkey obviously isn't my real name but what's the point in telling everybody? 
- My favorite animals have to be hippos and owls :)
- I am head over heals in love with One Direction, the Janoskians, Lasercorn, Olly Murs, and Pewdiepie.
- Who says you're crazy for having girl crushes? Mine are Frankie Sanford, Cher Lloyd, Taylor Swift, and Emma Watson. 
- I might not upload daily, but when I do, I promise it's worth it!
- I like to incorperate my fans and/or readers in my stories, so if you have any ideas please message me!
- I love food. Chicken nuggets and pasta are my favorites!
- I couldn't give two shits what other people think of me... Well I do to a point.
- According to Pottermore, I am a Slytherian... WATCH OUT!
- I snowboard and my favorite subject is art!
Well..... 70 more words to go.......... Now 40............. Now 20... GOODBYE!!!

Heyy Guys it's Blaizathyst! I'm in the same high school as Malarkey. Blaizathyst is also NOT my name but I love it!
~My Favorite animal is a fox
~I listen to One Direction, Skillet, Royal Tailor, CapitalKings, and Shinedown
~I watch Smosh, Smoshgames, Pewdiepie, ShaneDawson, and Jacksfilms
~I might have bad grammer but you can get over it!
~If you want in this story message Malarkey, if you have any problems or concerns message me.
~I have to get my gallbladder out so I can't eat fat, but other than that I LOVE food.
~I actually take to heart what people say to me... I wish I didn't though.
~I'm a true Ravenclaw! Come at me bros!
~I play clarinet, also I play sports: shooting guard in basketball, and a catcher in softball!
I have a shit-ton of words left... Ooh well! Byes!!
P.S. Guess what! I didn't use the 1000 words, eat it Malarkey :) Love ya!