What's it to you? If I tell you all about me, where's the fun in that? How about you prove yourself interesting and smart enough, and let's get a digital cup of coffee and nice long chat, shall we? =3


But yeah: I live in Bangladesh, good at English, won't tell you my age, I'm a guy, hilarious as *censored*, have a great voice.

Note: The above are facts. I'm not even trying to boast. If I was, I'd been saying shit like, OH MY GOD, I'M A SEXY BAS-

To be continued.....

P.S: If you're smart enough, you'll be aware my name is definitely not- I repeat- DEFINITELY F***ING NOT LIONEI QWERTY. -___-

*years later*
My God, you cringy bastard, shut the fuck up.
You can still read my stuff though. Pls.

*even more years later*
why would that be cringy, though? It's nice to look back, honestly. Well, this account is a lurker account now for reading some of the good stuff on Wattpad. Don't expect content. If you're reading this, I hope y'all are doing fine.
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