Miss. Reader

I stay up all night                                             |
and regret it in the morning                          |
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Dear people who invented tampons and pads, 
Could you make those wrappers a little bit louder? Or maybe add some fireworks? Because I'm sure theres still some people down the hall that  didn't  hear  me. ♥



STUPIDITY KILLED THE CAT. CURIOSITY WAS FRAMED.


The world cant end in 2012....
my yogurt expires in 2013


The awkward moment when..
The dentist keeps asking you questions with his hands in your mouth


Awkwardly running around the house trying to find your phone
while you are talking to someone on the phone

-_- 

this needs to stop happening to me


If she were anymore of a
b i t c h, she'd have puppies