•A caffeine dependent life-form
•Spreading smiles like they’re herpes
•Gifted napped
•Good Samaritan
•Puns preferred intended
•Recovering ice cream addict
•Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice
In search of sleep, sanity, & the shire
- a dumpster probably
- JoinedMay 20, 2014
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May 14, 2015 09:48PM
LISTEN UP U MUFFINS I GOT A REFERRAL TODAY FOR SKIPPING CLASS AN GOING TO MCDONALDS IM SO SCREWED BYE OMFView all Conversations
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A collection of my favorite song lyrics :)
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Hola friends!
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