AlAxelotl

German sayings translated (badly) into english:
          
          * I understand only train station.
          * Now we have the salad.
          * You're walking on my biscuit. 
          * to be amazed by building blocks
          
          
          
          

I found this written on a school table:
          
          Person A: I wanna a boyfriend, but i'm ugly
          Person B (next to it): mee too you're not alone
          Person C: Learn english first! Correction: I want to have a boyfriend 
          
          I feel bad because it made me laugh so hard.

Update: after months of calling me wrong pronouns on purpose, my mom finally agreed to change the ending of my nickname, accourding to the  gender I am.
          I'm the happiest person in the world right now!