I'm that one guy who was also on storybird and writes weird stories that even he doesn't fully understand. I write whatever I want whenever I want, provided a site actually publishes my stuff. Nothing else to say other than I might be a sentient bear with God like powers, or some other Mary Sue wanna be pseudo jargon.
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  • JoinedJuly 31, 2017

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AcientaEgars AcientaEgars Apr 26, 2018 08:13PM
I was going to write something, but there was only gravy. https://www.wattpad.com/story/145785129
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Rough Drafts by AcientaEgars
Rough Drafts
A collection of story bits that either don't have a home yet or are acting as potentional pilots for full on...
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The Best Story Ever Written (By Me) by AcientaEgars
The Best Story Ever Written (By Me)
This is the epic tale of Ajax and his many adventures through the World. It also the best thing that has ever...
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The Gravy Pasta by AcientaEgars
The Gravy Pasta
The graviest horror story ever typed, be prepared to be wowed by my crappy ~(cough)~ I mean creepy pasta. Gra...
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