suck my fat fucking dick Wattpad

tried to do a military summer camp thing and had to leave early cuz i almost died of heatstroke (/hj)

first day of pride month and the first thing i started drawing were my two token hetero ocs (im so sorry gang )

SORRY I BEEN ABSENT LATELY lowkey accidentally got addicted to c.ai for a couple days whoops

screw the other guy i still wanna be a pirate (bro if u see this im sorry i didnt mean it)

i wanna be a pirate so bad tbh

told my coworkers that i was hot and they made me stand in the walk in fridge
          
          i almost got stuck cuz i couldnt find the doorknob 

the only reason i havent killed myself yet is cuz im on a quest to personally piss off as many conservative politicians as possible 

hey gang!
          
          are you tired of the wattpad devs making continuously stupid, community destroying decisions?
          
          are you ready to start fighting back?
          
          do you have a quotev account?
          
          well then, join THE WATTPAD REVOLT!
          
          comment your quotev username here to be added to our group and be sure to spread the word!

I FINALLY GOT A JOB 

well, looks like they did it. goodbye PMs.
          
          wattpad devs you people are fucking idiots