First things first, you can't know my name. Not yet, not until I know it's safe. Just by telling you this right now, I could be causing some serious problems for you oh-so ancient people of what; 2014? 2015?- it's just 13,000 years away from when I was born. Please don't ask. Anyway, I'm stuck in this time period, so I might as well live it up and tell people what's going on. I didn't really read up on the 21st century, so a couple of people took me in. Turns out, weirdest humans I've ever met, and I've met a lot of them. Now, they won't let me leave. Wonderful. Can I go home now? Okay, second story, first story completely on my own. I know the description makes it sound boring but the first chapter will explain what's happening in a nutshell.