Wtfamidoingwithmylife Stories

Hello! This is a jumbled book of many many short stories inspired by fantasy prompts! A huge thanks to my friend, @the_wolfy_booknerd, for many of these prompts <3...

I have no clue what I'm doing, but all you need to know is that the narrator is an idiot and take whatever insults they say to you lightly as they are stupid, and are he...

"ᴇʙᴀʏ... ɪ'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴜᴍ..." "ꜱʜᴏᴜꜱᴜᴋᴇ, ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ." ╰ ᴵⁿ ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᵒ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈⁱˢˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ˡⁱᵏᵉ. 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘦 𝘒𝘰𝘮𝘪 𝘹 𝘍𝘦𝘮 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 I d...

onism (n.) the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time, which is like standing in front of the departures screen at an airpor...

cat memes they made my day lil better. Lol

---wattpad content--- GEE I WONDER WHY???? (only if someone knew-)

Uhhh hi this is a sequel to the monstrosity i made known as elmo vs kermit. Uhhhh yeah

Hey there random people that found this random book! Welcome! Here we do Randoms, One-shots, weird A/N's and a lot more! But let this be a warning: most of the one-shot...

SOBBING CRYING SCREAMING RN THIS IS ALL A JOKE

y'all are allowed to use ocs, you're not forced to use em, btw just tell me the characters you want in it

dnf... that's all im telling you. Your gonna have to read to find out the rest

Just a story of two messed up boys that find peace in each other. A tale of a beginning.. The story cover is beautiful. The actual story is just a short, random little t...

free art requests slay free

Pyrokinesis is the purported psychic ability allowing a person to create and control fire with the mind. As with other parapsychological phenomena, there is no conclusiv...

Deku is a well known bodyguard who always succeeds in protecting his assignments. Even though no one knew the man behind the mask he gained a reputation for being able t...

This is cringe so

Lucas is gay and wanted me to erite tjis

yes, here are some shitposts at school. ALSO the names I used aren't the people in real life- Anyways I'm Ash. Not my original name but still. All events here had happen...

Mamagiri: children, you need to sleep. Hand fetish: apparently daddy doesn't Burnt chicken nugget: um what Hand fetish: IT WAS AUTOCORRECT NOT ME Blood bitch 🔪🩸: my sh...

Hey Guys! It's Shi_Chara, and I will be making this story since Cranberry is annoying me and was so obsessed with this ship. So I decided to make this ship. And in my op...