Whatthefuckamidoingwithmylife Stories

After the last extermination, Lucifer decided to stay at the hotel, having his own tower on the side across from Alastor's. Speaking of Alastor, no one knows where the r...

You are the peaceful and calm y/n l/n, fellow lover of science, (best noted by her interest in b/o/s), book lover, and of course, musician with a heart of gold. He is th...

Everyone thinks Izuku 'Deku' Midoriya is this innocent little cinnamon roll. But what happens when he gets a call in the middle of class? Warning: Swearing Smut Gayness...

ANY SHIP IN THIS IS C! AND NOT CC! Read the title. also taking requests, ships or no ships, I'll do it.

Because there's not enough gayness in the world

Blueberry Pie Cookie Strawberry Crepe Cookie Sherbet Cookie Milky Way Cookie Wildberry Cookie These are the 5 random cookies taken from the spin the wheel website so I h...

Part of the Kitsuine universe :) ~~~~ "What I mean to say is, you don't need to look like a Ba to be and beautiful as one. That's all, princess."

(a little gift for regretful reads) Espresso cookie decides to make himself a nice bowl of porridge, but things suddenly get out of hand when he accidentally brings the...

Rules 1. No constantly demanding I update. I have a life, too. 2. Strictly no bullying of any kind. 3. Sexual asks and dares are ok 👌 As long as it's not with Sally 4...

Slow Updates This is a My Hero Academia one-shot book obviously. This will mostly be ships, however I will most likey be making one-shots about random stories that somet...

These are creepypasta ship oneshots. There will be no x reader/x oc unless i'm really really running out of ideas. Kids like Sally Williams and Lily The Toy/Dollmaker wi...

A Technoblade x The_Eret fanfiction story. No it is not them irl, it is my own AU. Everyone in the dsmp meets up, Dream rents a huge Airbnb for all the members and leave...

A list of my ex's. Wow that's fucking short lol

I got high on the Internet and decided to throw people in Adrian's Hunger Games Simulator. Enjoy this shit.

because the old one had my nasty old art style in it

Phil is taking his kids to the mall for Christmas shopping when he finds a very appealing santa who has him on his naughty list

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