Smartass Stories

"Why don't you consider shutting up and mind your own business. It's just a wise suggestion though." Ah there is chilliest - but not smart enough - retort I mi...

Althea is a genius, who moved to Forks, Washington from France after witnessing the death of her mother to live with her step-father and step-brother. Althea was never a...

After that night, Hadrian's life was never the same; But for the better or worse? Read to find out Similar to some fics I've read. First fic. start-December 11th 2021 ✨M...

Nerys has never been much of a fighter but, to earn the gold needed to save her gravely ill brother, she sacrifices everything and becomes an apprentice in the Esidiem;...

⤷❝ 𝐘𝐎𝐔? 𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎? 𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ❞ ⤷❝ 𝐇𝐌𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓? 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐁...

I was in a cage while being chained to the metal bars around my neck. I was wearing a tore'n shirt, over sided shirt, and...no pants. That's when he came towards me with...

Katerina Vasiliev has been more-or-less on her own since the death of her mother. Always envying the Enhanced for their otherworldly abilities, she can hardly believe it...

(Y/N) is just a very normal, nice, and caring person. She loves her family AND social media of course, but the day she met Stuart...well that was the day everything chan...

Deku is a vigilante and fucks with everyone why because I said so. so I'm writing this because I'm bored I will try to write as much as I can it might suck dick an...

Talk less, feel more. [Highest ranking #35 in humour]

Golf ball, and her "pal" Tennis Ball ran out of experiments to do from the book., so they make their own, or more like golf ball does.

𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝖿 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗂 𝖧𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖺𝗄𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖲𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋? 𝖱𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗎𝗍(𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺�...

It has funny versions of the creepy crew. If u didn't see The Creepy Crew then I recommend to watch it. Plz comment on them plz. I want to no Wut u think of them.

(Y/n) had a favor to ask Senku. He reluctantly said yes, but he was going to be glad she asked him for help.

Sarcasm.....now served all day! Its an art. If it was a science, I'd have my PhD. Well, I wish it was available as a font!

❛SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO HEAR HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO SOMEONE.❜ - @JustLifeQuotes - ‣ an original work ‣ all rights go to me so no stealing ‣ please vote, comment, and...

COMPLETED It all started when my mom wants to get rid of my grade and I desperately need help. No one could help me but him, the smart ass of our school. All I want for...

HAHA! This will be the funniest jokes you ever read! And if I miss some, remind me in the comments, and remember VOTE VOTE VOTE

Loving me is one thing loving the monster within is another. I can't express how many times I wish I wouldn't have seen things in life but I'm glad I did because it made...

Most people claim to know the country they live in better than the person sitting next to them. It may or may not be true. But there is one thing i can promise you and t...