Rexpensive Stories

19 Stories

LeBron VS Roomba by Rex-Pensive
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LeBron VS Roombaby Rex Pensive
Get DUNKED on or get CRUMBED on!
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The Tyra Tanks Show by Rex-Pensive
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The Tyra Tanks Showby Rex Pensive
The Tyra Banks Show gets canceled. Tyra disagrees... TANK STYLE.
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DownTRON Abbey by Rex-Pensive
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DownTRON Abbeyby Rex Pensive
Internet rockstar Jeff Bezos pays a visit to Downton Abbey
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Steve Jobs Returns and Brings Us A New iPhone That Isn't Hot Garbage For Once by Rex-Pensive
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Steve Jobs Returns and Brings Us A...by Rex Pensive
Resurrected Steve Jobs delivers some Steve JABS
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InterGeller by Rex-Pensive
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InterGellerby Rex Pensive
Ross Geller travels to a dimension beyond the F.R.I.E.N.D. zone
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Merylo Kart by Rex-Pensive
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Merylo Kartby Rex Pensive
Award-winning actress MERYL hits the STREEPS in a thrill ride game of MARIO KART.
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Vanessa Hudgens Adrenaline Party by Rex-Pensive
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Vanessa Hudgens Adrenaline Partyby Rex Pensive
Cruisin' for a High School Bruise-ical!
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Fallony Larceny by Rex-Pensive
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Fallony Larcenyby Rex Pensive
Jimmy Fallon and Kanye West must steal a quintillion dollars from the Federal Reserve.
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DJ Khaled in the Land of Oz by Rex-Pensive
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DJ Khaled in the Land of Ozby Rex Pensive
Successful DJ Khaled plays the munckin haters at their own game.
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Oprah Keeps Cheating at Monopoly and Calls Me A "Snitch Ass Hoe" by Rex-Pensive
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Oprah Keeps Cheating at Monopoly a...by Rex Pensive
Playing board games with Oprah Winfrey is certainly not a BORED game!
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Harry Potter and the Goddamp Motherfunding Autocorrect Bullship by Rex-Pensive
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Harry Potter and the Goddamp Mothe...by Rex Pensive
These "smart"phones can such my dock
Full House Bomb Squad 00:01 by Rex-Pensive
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Full House Bomb Squad 00:01by Rex Pensive
Can Uncle Jesse prevent explosion from getting... Uncle MESSY?
Jack Sparrow Won't Take My Coffee Order Unless I Say "Venti" Instead of "Large" by Rex-Pensive
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Jack Sparrow Won't Take My Coffee...by Rex Pensive
I'm about to get IRATE of the CARIBBEAN at Starbucks
Good Bilbo Hunting by Rex-Pensive
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Good Bilbo Huntingby Rex Pensive
Bilbo rules the wicked Boston party scene.
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I Try To Get Past Benedict Cumberbatch But He Keeps Moving in the Same Direction by Rex-Pensive
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I Try To Get Past Benedict Cumberb...by Rex Pensive
Benedict Cumberbatch JUST KEEPS sidestepping me in Costco.
My Dog Is Singer-Songwriter Avril Lavigne by Rex-Pensive
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My Dog Is Singer-Songwriter Avril...by Rex Pensive
Who knew getting a canine could be so... "Complication"!
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Reese Witherspoon? by Rex-Pensive
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Reese Witherspoon?by Rex Pensive
I get Freaky Friday'd into Reese Witherspoon's body. I THINK?