Pleasekillme Stories

this is satire by the way because i'm not a dumbass

A month after the events of founders day Y/n L/n finds herself recovering slowly with the help of her pet hermit crab Kirby and her friends. But when her 15th birthday p...

gem school bfdi except its in my hands .....

this was made deep within an abandoned napalm lab

Ok so basically In this story Pav goes to this new school with Gwen and Miles but is bullied by hobie who is basically the 'cool' kid at the school. But after a while pa...

Captain Spaceboy has been going through a bit of a messy divorce. So what does his crew do to help him move on from this? Did they get snocones together? Maybe even get...

basically a public journal

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Ever wanted to date the authors of your favorite Wattpad stories? PROBABLY NOT BUT I'M MAKING THIS ANYWAY-

Hello welcome to roasting character AI's (and getting roasted by them) the show where we roast your Genshin character AI's. All dialogue is directly from the AI chat be...

Y/n has been mysteriously kidnapped and taken. She wakes up in a cave surrounded by 3 alpha males. What do they want with her? And more importantly, what will she do? I...

i made this 3 years ago on write the world and here will be my archives

"Yeeeeaaaaah baby that's what I've been waiting for whooo-" Btw the cover is just a placeholder

DON'T READ THIS JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD

// joe had been crushing on dream for a long while.. yet doorknob kept beating him up at the retirement home, he still kept going, trying to make dream his bf // 💕 :sat...

<<HIATUS>> Today was the start of something new. Leonardo Hamato, who used to be a dumbass heterosexual ninja turtle until... the gay high school... The gay...

What if hypothetically Techno found a portal? and what if HYPOTHETICALLY that portal was a portal to our world, except there where no dsmp streamers. JUST HYPOTHETICALLY...

Satire Im goin to hell anyways might as well get me into the hall if fame

Obsessed something you don't expect a fuzzy helpful hero to be with an evil bone overlord, neither did hater, nor peepers, but Sylvia did, and she knew this whole time...

Y/n, tHe sHy gIrL mEeTs tHe sChOoL bAdBoY