Paulblart Stories

An A.I. wrote this. Thank you.

Paul Blart finds himself in a new school, hoping for a new story. He finds romance with a gem named Peridot, meets bullies like Nicki Minaj, and friends like Sollux Capt...

this is a story about the love between Omma and Paul Blart. This is a joke, i already asked permission to post this. Subscribe to Omma !

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on e...

Three new couples. Three one-shots total. Enjoy.

Dont laugh babe, it will be alright

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

You find the most handsome prince in your local mall. ~Katy

Some one gets in the way of true love but who is it...

Ellen has free time, Sam is really generous, karma is mean Ellen has almost no free-time, so when she does have free time she asked Sam to help her with some work she ha...

basically mr breast and his team get gang fucked by the beatles, its very romantic and soppy please read its good i swear on my mothers dececed life

In this adventure, Barry the Bee, Shrek, Johnny Test, and Cory Baxter will encounter many friends and kill many people (okay, maybe not, but who knows?). They will make...

forgive me mortals

She is beauty, she is grace. What's that face? That is none their than the mighty Trump! Join Trumps adventure. THIS BOOK IS FOR WHEN IM BORED AND DONT FEEL LIKE UPDATIN...

In this epic story Paul Blart renters the entertainment scene fighting alongside his daughter Maya against the MALL MAFIA. I wrote this for a school essay but I decided...

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

I'm 100% high and needed to do some shit before Sunday

Boner