Donthateme Stories

A book of one-shots based on my completed works. These are not in any order and NONE of them were meant to actually be apart of the stories. These are just fun little...

Armin was put in a rough position by Hanji and Eren. When following through with their plan, he faces a deadly experience. He would've been titan fodder if it wasn't fr...

After becoming a Guardian, Jack tried to pretend the memory of his past, and the 300 years of being alone never even happened, but the feeling of loneliness and guilt ne...

Ok, before you guys kill me, let me explain: I do NOT ship this. This is just a joke fanfic, so don't take this serious. I just did this fanfic cuz I'm bored asf and I n...

Why hide my cringey poetry phase? Well maybe because of... obvious reasons, but too bad. I now bring you: Cringey Poems I wrote late at night and usually on the toilet. ...

SO, as many of you know I had this point in my life where I really liked Artemis Fowl. Well that time has come back! Enjoy!

crushes suck. feelings ? they suck too. but falling for that 1 guy you know doesn't and won't like you back thats the hardest part. but wait. who ? what ? when ? why am...

So, since so many people are doing this kind of thing, I thought I might as well do it myself, but be warned there are a lot of repeats and a lot of characters with the...

READ THIS DESCRIPTION, IT'S IMPORTANT! Chloé is still a huge jerk at the beginning. Adrien is dating Chloé, but likes Marinette. Lila comes back. *insert sarcastic yay h...

This is satire istg sobsosbsosb

If you bully me for this I will be sad >:0

Delilah really likes a guy, Alex. Later on she meets a girl, Alexandria and really likes her too. Delilah can't choose between the two because she really, really likes t...

Why is he like this? Why am I like this? Why is he okay with a person like me? This is a creepypasta story so, have fun. -Warning- gay.

These are all of the Unpopular Opinions about the Percy Jackson books, or maybe they ARE popular but either way I'm going to put it in and say why!

I'm Srry Ik This Is A Place For Stories But I Had To Write Dis Song I Wrote Dis For Bae

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to have social interaction in real life- Welcome to the the ninth layer of Hell, but I think you made a wrong turn towards purgatory...

pooter doot,,, I write ideas about overwatch that I think are cute nd stuff...

Hi, this is my first story ever so please don't hate on me y'all. I know this is probably trash, but wait I have no excuses left.

This is based on a true story that happened to me recently and I wanted to get it out and let people see how much of a dumbass I am.