Dirk Stories

So yah.... THIS IS NOT LEMON!!! I'm weird and fucked up in many ways but not that way! I'm not no grub fucker! But for real these story's are cute as fuck and are mine...

"are you [f/n]?" the boy that stood over her desk asked. "uh, yes?" she knits her eyebrows and looks up, not recognizing him. "you're supposed t...

Tlkoe thats it

Exactly what it sounds like

What if Rezzoch was successful in possessing Jack? What if he wasn't able to fight her off so easily? You read the title, we're doing some possessed Jack shit. Yay! I ma...

I'm bored. its late at night. don't judge me.

Im too lazy for a better title. This is sorta based off a rp i did with a friend on kik. Hope ya like it. This is the 'im sorry for not writing' story i was talking abou...

Dirk is Dave's twin who thinks it's fun to tease Dave with everything, mostly because Dave is the younger twin. When Dave meets (Y/n) and quickly falls in love, Dirk mak...

I stole this idea fro. The ultimate geek. A bunch of 4 line one shots.

Soo yea I like The last kids on earth and I "used"to have a crush on June but now I can't stop thinking.there is a bit Jack x June :)))) Anyway,my mind is tell...

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if you're still here, good job! Requests are open!!

A jumbled collection of oneshots from the BBC America show Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Chapters will range from angsty AUs to texts conversations between th...

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So I guess now Todd canonically has Pararibulitis Todd has frequent episodes, and Dirk is always there for comfort his new "friend" with cuddles. Clearly, Tod...

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this is a short au story about what would happen if the last kids on earth were teleported into book 15 of wings of fire. This takes place just after book 8 of last kids...

just a book from a fujoshi. its all yaoi Request ships! <3 BTW THIS IS YAOI!! ITS GOING TO GET FUCKING WEIRD

This is all i am good at writing. here's some fluff and smut. enjoy. #2 kankrixcronus 2-11-2020 #1 rosexkanaya. 3-13-2020 #1 eridanxsollux. 11/13/2020 #1 for dirk 1/31...

Just some Dirk Gently Group chat conversations! These stories may have real scenes in between texts, and also none of these stories are connected unless said so, please...