Badpuns Stories

(Y/N) (L/N) is a 6-4 pilot once allied with the SRS Marauder Corps. After an "incident," he left the Militia, searching to protect the Frontier on his own term...

louis: wow i'm so fucking gay louis: i love dick louis: you know what i love even more? harry: what louis: you! harry: lmao harry: thats embarrassing louis louis: we'r...

Join five zoo animals - Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe, Gloria the hippo, and Ayana the Leopard - who have spent their whole lives in blissful captiv...

Eh.

You are a very wondrous person, who is very bubbly and an extrovert but behind closed doors your actually very lazy and the only ones who knows this is your family yet t...

Sirius is hopelessly in love with Remus. Can he win over his friend? Or will he be forever lonely? -BAD PUN WARNING :3-

Peter and Wade navigating life through questionable means.

A story with the ninjago characters and me working at freddy fuzbears pizzaritta

New Yorkers-Alex, the self-absorbed lion; Ayana, the Idealistic leopard; Marty, the optimistic zebra; Melman, the hypochondriac giraffe, and Gloria, the curvaceous hippo...

Vincent Hitoshii was an assassin working for Arasaka, one of the best in fact, as even Adam Smasher himself was sometimes impressed by his work. Seven years full of bloo...

disclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo a...

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also...

doublebillion: how do you make a boy look at you in a "weo weo" way and not in an "aww" way yeetcucumbers: whats that even supposed to mean? snaccj...

"God had to nerf you with unclear skin because he made you too cute." Just two grown men cuddling in the sheets as it rains outside. Originally published: Sep...

My Hero Academia (Boku No Hero Academia) Puns/Crack/Memes and MORE!!!!! *WARNING! THIS BOOK CONTAINS SPOILERS AND CRINGE!* NEVER FEAR, BECAUSE I AM HERE.....WITH THE PU...

"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah

After Multruant destroyed Ken's and Devlin's timeline, they and Stonx aka Ken's pet dog like immortal rock creature, get sent into Ben Prime's timeline where he gets his...

Fukunaga and you had an odd relationship because of your personalities being so similar. The teacher thought you guys should work together and that's the only time you g...

Have you ever just started reading a steamy werewolf tale, but, then stopped and asked yourself: "BUT, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!" No? Well, then, here you go...

"Is it hard being a psychic?" It's an odd question- one that admittedly catches the pink-haired boy off guard- but he doesn't hesitate to respond. "Good g...