Absurdist Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...

Sequel to "Athanasius Finch: Private Dick" Beatrix Cagliostro(pen name) thought they were done with the self-proclaimed "World's Second-Best Detective,&qu...

Better read with an open mind. Best read with an empty mind. A Spiritual Text and Testament Artwork by the Author

short absurdist-fiction stories

Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself

A misanthrope glimpses beauty.

Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.

Walter Tinsdale argues with his friend God and eventually finds himself lost in the space/time continuum.

In a world marred by tragedy and deception, a woman's life takes an unexpected turn when her mother and brother are found dead under suspicious circumstances. As she gra...

Martin Larrabee is the wealthiest man in Oakland, he is also, most likely, the strangest man in Oakland. One day he decides to call his friend Joshua and insist he come...

Part one of the Traralgon Tales....Taj and Anya receive an email from the prime minister of England....and they need time travel to help solve this mystery.

A dumping ground for my original (And not so original) short stories and poems. Please Enjoy!

Stories that will scare you, if you scare bizarrely easily. I haven't decided how many stories I'll add to this collection yet, but I have decided they're all going to...

In a world where words were once allies, Brian now finds them as his worst enemies. Struck by a bizarre affliction, everything he says gets twisted into terrifying and i...