I dare you to convince Koburn that Kurt wants to eat him.
Gladly. Oh Koburn!
Koburn: *teleports in front of me* Koburn?
Did you hear what Dad is having tonight?
Koburn: *shacks head* Koburn, Koburn?
I hear he's having corn and roasted Koburn!
Koburn: *stares at me with fear on his face* K-koburn?
I hear it could also be mashed Koburn. Or fried Koburn. Or even frozen Koburn!
Koburn: KOBURN!! *teleports away*
Later that day I found out he attacked my dad. He wasn't happy with me.
