Johnny: What the hell happened last night?
Jake: 1 word. Drunk
Johnny: Shit. What did I do ?
Jake :. You thought you were a girl.
Johnny: Man that's not so bad.
Jake : You ran around crying telling everyone that you grew a penis!!
Johnny: ........
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