𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴 // 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘸

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harry✨: hey.

simon🔪: you texted first? what a plot twist!

harry✨: i'm pretty sure i did literally the other day.

simon🔪: were you joking yesterday??

harry✨: about what?

simon🔪: about what?? when you said you were fifteen.

harry✨: oh yeah, i'm nineteen.

simon🔪: thank fuck.

simon🔪: and you're not joking this time?

harry✨: nope, not this time.

simon🔪: thank whatever the fuck is holy.

harry✨: were you afraid you had just nonced on a minor?

simon🔪: of course i fucking was you dickhead.

harry✨: thanks simon <3

simon🔪: anytime, prick.

harry✨: what's with all these exciting nicknames?

simon🔪: i can give you more if you want?

harry✨: i think i'll pass on that one.

harry✨: how old are you?

simon🔪: 23.

harry✨: fuck me you're old.

simon🔪: oh piss off, you've only just became legal.

harry✨: i'd rather be younger than older.

simon🔪: fair enough, i guess.
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