Peter
Did you know that Britain's Secret Intelligence Service once hacked a terrorist organization and replaced their bomb instructions with a cupcake recipe, effectively thwarting their plans?
Mr. Insomniac
What?
Peter
They called it Operation Cupcake
If you don't know what cupcakes are...
Imma disown you
Mr. Insomniac
Isn't it the other way around?
The dad disowns the sun
Peter
*son
Get ya grammar right
Awww....
You called me you're sun
I'm touched
Truly
Mr. Insomniac
(╯ᗒ╭∩╮ᗕ）╯︵ ┻━┻
What are you even doing up this late?
Peter
Do you even know teenagers?
Mr. Insomniac
Yes?
Peter
Pffft
Mr. Insomniac
Let me rephrase
Why are you texting me this late?
Peter
I'm bored
Mr. Insomniac
Then go to bed
Peter
I can't
Mr. Insomniac
Why not?
Peter
I'm at ... work
Mr. Insomniac
Where do you work?
Peter
Ummm
I volunteer there
Mr. Insomniac
That didn't answer my question
Peter
Oops, gtg
Bye!
Mr. Insomniac
Hey!
Are you avoiding my question?
Kid
Kid
YOU ARE READING
Wanted (In More Ways Than One)
FanfictionWhen Peter's phone breaks during patrol, he loses all of his contacts. In a twist of fate, rather than texting Ned after he gets stabbed, he ends up texting a wrong number. Who did he text? Why did he decide to keep texting them? And with two super...
