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"Telling your best friend that you love
her is hard but if you never told her that
you love her you will regret it one day."
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The one where Joey falls for the uptown girl.
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After Alan's highly successful attempt to get Chandler to stop smoking, everyone had to deal with the consequences. They were sat around the TV watching Lambchop. Samantha was next to Chandler, who kept annoying her since he wouldn't shut up.
"Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too."
"Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch," Ross turned to the rest of the group, clearly irritated.
"Hey," Monica entered the apartment, greeting her friends. "Where's Joey?"
"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him," Chandler answered before anyone else had a chance. "Do you think that was wrong?"
"Don't mind him," Samantha held her hand up in Chandler's face. He swatted at it, but she continued to ignore him. "Joey's across the hall."
"Thanks," Monica gave her a quick smile before going to fetch Joey.
"There y'go," Ross finished changing Chandler's nicotine patch. After waiting a few seconds, Samantha knew there was a snide remark coming.
"Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now," Chandler deadpanned, proving Samantha right. Who, in turn, just laughed at how predictable he was.
"Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?" Ross pointed to the half eaten Pop-Tart in Phoebes hand. "Pheebs?"
"Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?" She held up said Pop-Tart.
Ross stared at her dumbfounded for a few seconds before answering, "hey, I might!"
"Sorry," Phoebe apologized, giving the Pop-Tart to Ross. "Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb."
"You're kidding." "Oh my God."
"Only seven thousand," unlike the rest of her friends Samantha expressed her concern. "I mean you found a thumb."
"An- and on my way over here, I stepped in gum," Phoebe continued. She stared at everyone expectantly for a few seconds. "What is up with the universe?"
"What's going on?" Joey was dragged into the apartment by Monica. He was drying his hair with a towel, as he had just gotten out of the shower.
