Oprah Winfrey invites Garfield Arbuckle onto her show "The Oprah Winfrey Show", Garfield goes into details about his divorce with John Arbuckle and the media sensation surrounding it, just as Garfield was thinking he was getting a present he was act...
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Its 6 AM, Tuesday, Oprah had just woken up and gotten her daily bread pills when she got a call from her producer saying "Oprah Gail Winfrey! I have great news! Garfield wants to be on your show!" Oprah, excitedly, shit her pants and hung up the call.
Oprah forgot to call her producers back and went on with her daily life, the next day she went to record her show "The Oprah Winfrey Show" and Garfield was there in her dressing room, he turned to her and said "Hey, Nice cock" Oprah was confused but she excitedly asked Garfield "Why the fuck are you here?" Garfield doesn't reply, Oprah proceeded to do her makeup and hair and Garfield watched seductively.
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Oprah starts her show and eventually after whatever the fuck Oprah did, it was time for the interview.
Garfield was wearing a bright red shirt that said "I hate Mondays" and at the bottom said "stan Bts" Oprah, Obviously, started by complimenting Garfield's shirt, saying "sksksksk 자살" and Garfield agreed. Oprah asked Garfield "Why Mondays?" Garfield replied "no", Oprah was confused but continued, she asked Garfield "how are you taking the divorce with John?" Garfield sighed and replied "I'm fine with it, Oddie is better at sex than John ever was" Oprah and the audience were appalled, Oprah then asked why he stayed silence when John was found dead 2 months after their divorce, obese and burnt alive, Garfield denied ever being near John saying "I was too dang busy getting bitches! I had no time to kidnap john, force feed him Stouffer classic lasagna with meat for 2 months, and then burn him after I failed to vore him" Oprah said "oh okay, you like lasagna right Garfield?" Garfield, obviously said yes, Oprah then brought out a plate of Lasagna! Garfield instantly pulled a Onedia Paul Revere dinner fork out of his scrotum and ate all of the lasagna! Oprah then said "bro, I farted on that"
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Garfield's pants began to dampen and Oprah was disturbed but quickly became more disturbed as the dampened part became green, Oprah stood there staring, and she finally said "Garfield are you okay?" and Garfield said "et mortuus es ad me" Oprah began to cry as Garfield's bones starting coming out of him, and slowly his muscles became deformed, his skin poking as if there was something inside of him, Oprah cried for forgiveness, but Garfield did not listen.
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Garfield's body deformed into a spider-like demon, constantly saying "NOBODY SHALL EVER KNOW THAT I HAVE A FART FETISH, MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT IS COMPLETELY SECURE, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THIS? ARE YOU THE SON OF SATAN?" Oprah was died by fear, but Garfield began to consume her, Garfield then leaked gas that burned everyone's skin off.
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