You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi.
You: hru?
Stranger: Ok yourself?
You: bored :/
Stranger: Same.
You: haha
You: what are you upto?
Stranger: Just watching some Let's Plays and browsing 4Chan.
You: ah i see
Stranger: You?
You: im talking to you on omegle and wondering something inappropriate
Stranger: I see. Dare I ask?
You: sure sure :0
You: :) *
You: im wondering if i should touch myself or not cuz im home alone with my sis in her room
Stranger: Then it's entirely up to you. If she's not going to, free will dictates do as you please.
You: haha thanks for the heads up ;)
Stranger: Hey, not my problem if people are getting busy doing a one-handed job at home.
You: haha kk :)
You: soo..
Stranger: So?
You: asl?
Stranger: I am ____
You: ____ here
Stranger: Ah. Cool.
Stranger: A rarity on here, for sure.
You: haha truee
Stranger: Well, first I ran into one.
You: ahh i see
Stranger: Yeah, don't see why you'd be talking about doing "inappropriate things" though lol.
You: well im bored which makes me think of things
Stranger: Lol, oh my. I see. Such as, if I might?
You: if i should watch porn and just get naked or not
Stranger: Hm. If you're not gonna get caught, don't see why not.
You: right right ;)
Stranger: Why type of porn are you into?
You: i love gay porn right now actually
You: its really interesting
You: and milf, daddy babygirl, student teacher, etc etc
Stranger: Interesting selection, MILF is alright. I only watch gay if it's a girly guy or bondage haha.
You: i love gay right now
Stranger: How come?-Just curious.
You: its different
Stranger: I see. Well yeah, that it is I guess lol.
You: its so rough and i love rough
Stranger: Haha, so do I. Rough stuff is some of the best.
You: yeah spanking and all
Stranger: I like spanking, bondage, some more extreme stuff.
You: mmm such as?
Stranger: Blindfolds, gags, creampies, whipping, clamps, etc.
You: mm thats hot
Stranger: Thanks, I actually had a sub for a while. Did all sorts of pervy stuff.
You: sub?
Stranger: Submissive, a person who submits to a more dominant person sexually.
You: okay thats hot
Stranger: I used to cum in her almost everyday, make her walk around with it inside her.
Stranger: Then go to bed with it in her.
You: okay you're officially hot
Stranger: Haha.
You: :P
Stranger: What can I say, it was fun. There was more than enough times she came out bruised.
Stranger: And she enjoyed it.
You: ouch i hate bruises
Stranger: Well, she was a masochist. She enjoyed pain.
You: i see
You: i cry when i get papercuts
Stranger: Haha, wow. That sucks.
You: well i dont cryyyyy
You: but i whine
Stranger: Well I think we all do.
You: hahah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The guy disconnected out of the blue. weirdddd. idk well it was fun talking to him :)
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Stupid, funny, naughty Omegle Conversations
HumorHere are a collection of omegle conversations I've had. They're stupid, funny, and naughty. Enjoy! :) Note: the ___ in the story is where i choose to omit the strangers' personal details. :)
