How to Properly Scratch A Fox's Ears

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Me: Sure! *scratches behind his ears*

Freddy: Er.. alright? *scratches behind his ears*

Goldie: Aw, big bro! Your doing it like a zombie! Give it more energy!

Freddy: I'm failing at scratching a fox's ears?!

Me: Yep. Like this. *shows how to properly scratch a fox's ears*

Freddy: Uh..?

Goldie: Did you do it, big bro?

Me: Yes!

Freddy: Now what?

Chica: Who wants some pizza?

Me and Goldie: WE DO!! *trample Freddy*

Freddy: OWW! Why me?!

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