Going back home

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by fat_slug

by fat_slug

yo yo yo whats up diggity dogs finger my ass hole my made this song to the spatula in my weenier hole dun diddley.

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It was getting late and the kids went home already. They're parents took them home of course. So you and Mitsuba went to his house.

Mitsuba's Mom: Hey, you two how was your date.
Mitsuba: Mom it wasn't a date jeez.
Y/N: Bruh moment.
Y/N: Oh! Mitsuba have you played among us already?
Mitsuba: No whats that?
Y/N:Its a game where you have to find the imposter. The imposters are the killers but you don't know who the imposters- you know what I'll just show you. You can get it on your phone
Mitsuba: Alright.

When Mitsuba got Among us you showed him the basics and stuff. You showed how to change his name and change his color.

Mitsuba: Yo Y/N what are "Pets"?
Y/N: Awww they're so cute, ok so pets are like your character they follow you where ever you go, and um its sad when you die.
Mitsuba: How do you get one?
Y/N: Money.
Mitsuba: How much?
Y/N: Like $3
Mitsuba: Alrighty then, let's play.
Y/N: Yeeesss.

You and Mitsuba we're playing among us for the past 2 hours and it was either you accused him or he accused you. Either way you both had.

Y/N: Hey, just because we've been friends for like 8 years now I won't trust you in this.
Mitsuba: Fuck you.
Mitsuba's Mom: Hey you two I made cookies and ordered a pizza come down.

You pushed him aside and ran down the stairs. Actually no you didn't. You sat down at the top and pushed yourself down like a slide. Mitsuba started in horror. You also got on all four and ran but fell after two seconds.

Mitsuba:WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!?
Y/N:
(i'm leaving this part empty for u to respond i wanna here u guys resond😼😼😼)
Mitsuba: AND YOU DO THIS FOR WHAT!?
Y/N: Why not?
Mitsuba: Why??!!
Y/N: Why not?
Mitsuba's Mom:(in head) Kids these days 🤦‍♀️.