Once upon a time, shane dawson was at his best friend, Boris Johnson's house, they were eating steak and chips for tea, "wow this is tasty Boris Johnson, yummee" shat dawson said
"Thank you shane dawson, but its getting late, you should go home" said boris Johnson as he threw shane dawson out of the house and into a ditch
"Boris Johnson you fucking bastard, i need to look after my cat" shane said turning green in anger
Shane turned into the hulk and killed boris Johnson with his big, greasy, green toes and shat on his dead body and turned back into shane dawson, walked back home, and saw his cat, and randomly started blushing at his cat "oh no, i have fallen in love with my hellopet cat" shane said in his head
To be continued 😳
