Lynelle's POV
"ok so Hannah says 10, Kim says 10, Sjin says 2, Simon says 5 because that's the number of letters in 'corgi', Duncan says 15 that's pretty generous, Rythian is saying 12, Zoey is saying 13 cause that's how many letter are in 'Lynelle Maskin', believe it or not Felix actually replied and said 15 another generous call, Sips is saying 20 million, Sam as in Strippin is saying 13 ok basically everyone in the office is saying around 10-15 so moving onto the other people so Joe as in ThatcherJoe says to go around 5, Ca-" Lewis said
"thanks Joe you're so generous" I muttered
"Caspar says to go around 10, Joe as in Joe Weller says to go 12, Calfreezy says 14, Marcus says 15 cause that's how many times you two have made a collab together, Zoey or Zoella says to go with 15 cause your awesome. I like how most of these guys are like british"
"more people are saying 15 so do that" Kim said
"alright people let's start the couple/dirty Q&A and don't get mad because it's both" Sjin said
"alright now question 1. let's start out easy 'how many boyfriends have you had?" Lewis asked and typed it up on the computer
"3" I said and he put in the answer
"alright so I'm just gonna type it up" Lewis said "alright now question 2. 'out of the people that you're recording with if not Lewis who would you date?' alright so out of Duncan and Simon" Lewis said
"well Duncan is the only one that isn't 8 years older than her" Hannah said
"ok this is taking a strange turn" Duncan said
"fine then agreed now next question" I said
"no fanfiction" Duncan said
"yeah please don't" I said
"question 3. 'out of the main 3 guys of the Yogscast who would you date it's not allowed to be Lewis" he read out
"THAT'S THE SAME BLOODY QUESTION if I don't return to the office then that means that Lewis has hired Turos to kill me" Duncan said making us all laugh
"you guys already know the answer now question 4. 'out of all the guy to guy ships of the Yogscast which one do you like the most?" Lewis asked
"Xephna for the win" I said and Lewis flicked me "aye that hurt" I said
"alright Kim take over" Lewis said
"uh question 5 we're going in order so this one is little creepy but 'what's the most sexual thing Lewis has ever done to you?" she asked
"I can see why you handed it on" I said
"yeah now I don't care about this so whatever" he said
"alright I don't care if you guys don't believe me but the answer is 'kiss me" I said
"I kind of believe that honestly" Duncan said
"yeah I do as well now question 6. 'how many times have you had...that" she asked and I just sighed
"ok fine 2" I answered
"2?" Hannah asked
"yes what about you Hannah how many times have you had that?" I asked and she went silent
"exactly" I said
"question 7. we're getting a bit stranger here 'who's the best that you've been with?" she asked
"well ok so number one was pretty cool, number two was funny and Lewis I don't know he shares the same job as me so less work for covering who I'm dating right? so yeah" I said
"to the previous 2 if you guys are watching she's just saying that to not get fired" Sjin said
"yeah cause I fire anyone who says someone else is better than me" Lewis said sarcastically
"yeah I got thrown out 3 time but Simon and Turps let me back in" Hannah said
"it was a hard time" Duncan said
"alright so question 8. 'do you have a gag reflex?" she asked and everyone started laughing
"I don't push things to the back of my throat daily so basically yeah" I said
"there you go she can't deepthroat we learnt something today" Lewis said
"alright she's out of the Yogscast" Simon said and we all started laughing
"alright fine but I'm not driving Lewis home so I'm keeping him" I said
"alright let's carry on so question 9. 'let's play the f word marry kill your options are Lewis, Duncan, and Sjin I was good with the ages" she said
"I still like how Kim doesn't do swear words well technically it happens just not on camera" Lewis said
"ok so my answer makes a lot of sense to me so kill Duncan cause he's had enough and I'm older than him, Marry Lewis cause after that I can do anything to him and my cousin threatened to kill us both if we didn't and this is awkward with Sjin but what other choice do I have?" I asked
"we need a really hard question come on Kim" Simon said
"fine then Sjin take over" Kim said
"alright let's see what's for question 10." he said and after a while "ok so believe this or not but this question is from Sips" he said
"I was about to say you are not allowed to pass but now I'm not so sure" Lewis said
"well I'm done" I said and got my water bottle
"I wouldn't be drinking anything when I say this but he asked 'out of everyone in the Yogscast wh-" he started off but start laughing
"Sjin you're making me nervous stop it" I said and continued with my water
"alright fine 'out of everyone in the Yogscast besides Lewis who would you give a bj" he asked and I literally spit everything out of my mouth which made everyone laugh and Kara fell off of the couch
"Sips what the fuck" I said
"what's the answer?" Lewis asked
"pass that's the answer how many of my friends do I have to torture here?" I said
"I told you that it wasn't a good idea to be drinking anything" he said
"1 out of 15 10 out of 30 we don't have enough time to do everything" Lewis said
"and you get back on the couch" I said pointing at Kara and she continued to laugh
"don't mind her guys she's just laughing her head off probably gonna fart along the way" Lewis muttered which made her laugh even more
After the Q&A
"we're done" Duncan said
"finally all of my relatives are probably watching and they're just really disappointed at me" I said
"yeah imagine 'how old were you when you lost your virginity?' '12 just don't tell my parents" Sjin said making us all laugh
"yeah but how did that question not come up" Lewis asked
"I have no idea" Hannah said
"Lynelle I'll do anything you want for the next week if you answer that question" Lewis said
"22 so I was not a teenager when it happened" I said
"wow" Lewis said
Lewis' POV
"wow" I said
"so I have a lot of time left before I have to join my family and for you guys at the office why aren't you guys somewhere else" Lynelle asked
"we don't know I'm leaving later today so I'm spending Christmas with them" Duncan said
"I think like everyone else has the same plan and we just decided to come here early so yeah"
"let's play a song or something we can't keep talking" Simon said since that the stream was just looking at us Lynelle just went onto youtube
"alright tell me a song" she said
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The New Member - (Discontinued move to New Love)
FanfictionTHERE IS A RECREATED VERSION OF THIS STORY ON MY ACCOUNT NAMED 'New Love' IT'S VERY IT JUST HAS A SLIGHTLY CHANGED STORY PLOT. --Well I did too much Duncan anyways so, WE HAVE LEWIS-- Lynelle Maskin is a popular Youtuber owning a main channel for ga...
