From friend: Why did Notch invent parkour? WHY?!
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Hey Notch! Gotta question for ya!
Notch: Good not a dare. What is it?
Why did you invent parkour? WHY?! Friend's words not mine.
Notch: Funny story. It involves the first Steve. HEY STEVE, GIT YOUR BLOCKY BUTT OVER HERE!
Steve: Wut? *walks in*
Notch:*gives IPad* Read dis.
Steve: *reads* he he he *snicker* he he HAW HAW HAAAAAWWWW! *rolls on the floor dying*
Notch: Like I said a VERY funny story. When I just invented new stuff, I forgot, Steve had an idea to make an obstacle course. He made a path of dirt over some lava. I decided to add extra blocks to float over the lava and I broke some of the path. When it was my turn to try it I didn't get past the third block. Steve here was laughing every time I hit my face on the blocks edge. He even took pictures of my face hitting the block just right.
Steve: Here let me show you. *gives camera*
OH MAH BLURB! HA HA HA HA! OH YUR FACE NOTCH!
Notch:-_-
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