Some really random book

My dog

MAH DOG IS CHINESE
he's breed is a Shih-Tzo
(Shits zoo)(STAHP IT ITS NOT FUNNY)
He is lazy because when he was little my parents took all his toys because my little sister
(I hate my sister a lot it was useless) could have took them and put them in her mouth

So my dog
•is Chinese(?)
•is lazy for a reason
•likes to smell my dads underwear (he's weird but we still love him)
•barks a lot
•is (too) alert
•AND FABULOUS
WERK IT DOGE