Sometimes when America and Yasuko are hanging out, some random guy try's to mug them and mistakes them for a couple...only there not a couple. Here's how it usually plays out.
-Yasuko and America are walking, just then a mugger comes out of nowhere-
Mugger: *holding a (insert random item) and pointing it to Yasuko* "Give me your money or I'll hurt you girl friend"
America: "........" *staring blankly at the mugger*
Yasuko: "........" *also staring blankly at the mugger*
Mugger: *confused on why they're not scared* "...why are you not scared. I literally just said I'll hurt your girlfriend if you don't give me your money."
America: "...bold of you to assume that she's Straight"
Yasuko: "also bold of you to assume that he's straight"
Mugger: "...wait wh-"
-Kaen and Russia come out of no where-
Kaen: *kicks the mugger in the face* "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING HURTING MY FUTURE WIFE!!!"
Russia: *hits mugger with The magical pipe of pain* "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO HIRT MY HUSBAND"
America and Yasuko: "....where did you guys even come from?"
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-The story of how Kaen and Russia became gay-
Russia: *holding a straight flag*
Kaen: *wearing a 'I'm straight' shirt*
-America and Yasuko enter the room-
America: "Hi Vanya" *gives a cute at Russia*
Russia: *breaks straight flag and now holding a pride flag*
Yasuko: "Kaen, I didn't know you'll be here to" *waves at Kaen*
Kaen: *rips off 'I'm straight' shirt to reveal 'I'm Lesbian' Shirt*
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The America Protection Squad (APS)
FanfictionThis idea came to me after reading an amazing book that is still in development by an amazing writer. This book is where people can sign up and protect the cinnamon roll we all know and love, America. I will also be putting in headcannons of what th...
