ME: Emilee, you got some apologising to do, missy!
Emilee: I'm sowy.
ME: For?
Emilee: Being too lazy to update.
ME: Who are you apologising to?
Emilee: My readers.
ME: Who in particular?
Emilee: Pixal.
ME: Good girl, up top. *holds hand out for a high five*
Emilee: *punches my fist* TURKEY! X3
ME: ._. Anywho, she's sorry, Pixal. Your dare is awesome, though! Pix dares us to speak in another language for a long time, and if they fail, they have to eat a spanish dictionary.
Chica: PIZZA! (can we use this language again?)
Mangle: *static* (nah, let's be defective police radios!)
Chica: PIZZA! (No, not all of us can do that!)
Foxy: *pops in, static noise* (Yeah we can.)
Chica: PIZZA! (well, i'm still speaking like this!
Emilee: Estoy tomando clases de español en la escuela. (I'm taking spanish classes in school.)
ME: Yo también. (me too)
Emilee: Usted no va a la escuela. (You don't go to school)
ME: Yo no te digo todo. (I don't tell you everything)
Foxy: *static* (Well, i'm gonna do this.)
Mangle: *static* (me too.)
ME: Okay (ok) (Yeah, "okay" seriously means ok in spanish i looked it up on google translate)
Emilee: Muy bien, entonces ¿Qué vamos a hablar? (Alright, so what're we gonna talk about?)
ME: No se. (I dunno.)
Chica: PIZZA! (I want pizza)
ME: *facepalm* No, Durr! (No, Durr) (I know, it's wierd, but they mean the same thing)
Emilee: *laughs* Uno siempre quiere pizza! (You always want pizza!)
Foxy: *static* (Actually, there was once a time where she was obsessed with the idea of pizza flavored cupcakes)
Emilee: ¿No es la misma cosa? (Isn't that the same thing?)
Foxy: *static* (Nah, it's cupcakes, not pizza)
Emilee: Oh.
Mangle: *static* (*laughs* Wow, we sound rediculous!)
Foxy: *static* (Aye)
ME: ¿Dónde está Bonnie y Freddy? (Where's Bonnie and Freddy?)
Mangle: *static* (And Puppet and BB?)
Foxy: *static* (Don't forget Mike, Jeremy, and Fritz?)
Emilee: Y chico púrpura y tipo de teléfono! (And Purple Guy and Phone guy)
Purple Guy: Im in angulo. (I'm in the corner) (Latin)
Phone Guy: Vous avez appelé? (You called?) (haha, phone guy! That's french, btw)
Mike: What? What're you guys doing?
*Awkward silence*
All except Mike: *busrts out laughing*
Mike: What's so funny?
Purple Guy: Habes nunc glossarium manducare! (You have to eat a dictionary now!)
Mike: Whuuuuuu?
ME: It's okay, guys. we dont have to be bilingual anymore. Mike's gotta eat a spanish dictionary though!
All except Purple Guy and Mike: *laughs*
Mike: (to purple guy) Vincent? (yeah, i know, it's not original. i like the name though)
Vincent: (purple guy) Yeah?
Mike: What exactly is going on?
Vincent: I get the feeling they're trying to make a joke. Unless it involves death, it's not funny.
*awkward silence*
Mike: you know how i feel about dead silence, you guys!
Vincent: *bursts out laughing*
Puppet: *growls* NO!!! OH MY GOOOOOOD NOOOOOOO!!!!
Goldie: *looks around obliviously*
Frosty: *chases freddy across the room* NOTICE ME SENPAI FREDDY!!!
~X Later that Night X~
Jeremy: (agreed to eat half of the dictionary so Mike wouldn't have to eat the whole thing) *puts dictionary in a food processor, which breaks*
Mike: Yeah, not your brightest idea.
~X Later X~
Mike+Jeremy: (finished eating the dictionary)
Jeremy: Ow.
Mike: You can say that again.
Jeremy: Ow.
Mike: Leave dares and all that cool stuff in the comments below, and uhh... HEY! you can dare the humans now! That'd be Jeremy, Vincent, PG, Kimberly, and Yours Truly! Have a great day/evening!
Mike+Jeremy: *waves* Baii!!!
Jeremy: X3
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