8 Ways to Annoy Parents

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1. Ask constantly for something that doesn't exist like a dragon or an army of flying monkeys.

2. Wake them up at 2am and tell them you had a dream about cats taking over the world.

3. Ask why it was okay for them to lie to you about Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy, but if you lie to them its wrong.

4. Sing loudly and badly whenever they try to watch television.

5. Tell them that doing your homework will lead to the earth being destroyed in the future.

6. Use the word "cheese" to finish every sentence.

7. Dress up in a ridiculous costume and insist they do as well, use the excuse "A family that looks ridiculous together, stays together".

8. Apologize for eating their last yogurt in 2023.

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