Derp ((Rap Battle HERPA DERPER))

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*Sniff*I'm sick as hell y'all! Sorry but imma turn up did shit*Sneezes*

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Jane: Let me guess you're here to hate well you can stand in the autograph line and wait*points to her female haters* cause I'm all twerk*Wiggles*,I got all day to spit harsh words in this French maid's face*Gets in my face*, you died a virgin girl who you think you messin' with*Sticks tongue out*? It's Jane the killer I'm the hottest thing since Jeff bitch,I'm getting lifted on that molly- get that party turned up you're getting lifted on a steak get that body burned up,had enough? It's my habit when I grab the mic I milk it you could say this rap is like my alter ego cause i killed it!

((I wonder what lovely,awesome, cool,turned up- I'm sorry lml))

Tragedy: Lord forgive me for the words I speak,*Grabs head,looking other way*I know the voices of the angels tell me turn the other cheek,but I'm about to rip this fake bitch's tongue out through her teeth*Smirks* 'je suis la fille en feu' call me Katniss Everdeen~,hun when it comes to bad bitches I'm the patron saint,but I only get down on my knees*pats knees*when it's time to pray I came to Reaper's aid in their time of need cause I'm the legendary of this 'bad deed' you're the Mardi Gras beads, honey my father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya*Holds up a gun* your highest calling was a re-make of Jeff's story duh , you gotta die for something Jane just picture your epitaph had the world watching chose to show them all her flat ass!

Jeff:Fuck.just happen?

((Y3s I did copy n paste dis I am sick...but I'm gonna get sicker cuz I HAVE to go to school-WHY WELL CUZ IM IN A UPTIGHT CHARTER SHCOOL!!!Me in a charter school I know right*Sniffs*Ugh))

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