Watermelondrea

family reunion

In this one watermelondrea her brother sister Mom and granny gonna be in this one so Yea

Kiwiante or LK - brother

Grandma brown or GB - grandma

Mom or M

Grapeangelasandra or G - sis

Lastrawberrae or L- sis

Watermelondrea - Thank y'all for keepin me company

GB-nahh bitch fuck u

M-yo dumb ass had us worried sick

GB-what the hell have i told yo ass about txtin and driving and not watchin the road

Watermelondrea- ik grandma ik

GB-dont u grandma me

Watermelondrea- what yhe hel else am i suppose to call u!?

M-dont raise your voice at your grandmother

Watermelondrea- Pero, ¿que diablos estaba hablando con usted puto? (But, Who the Fuck was talking to u hoe )

GB-wtf??

M- since when did this bitch speak taco bell?

Watermelondrea - es espanol .. my nurse was fresh off the boat from Puerto Rico

GB - Fuck dat bitch.  I was 6.5.4.3 and 2 mad when she wouldn't let the family see u and then she had the nerve to have that stank ass attitude bitches like her underestimate lil old women like me *pulls pocket knife out her wig* bitch I will slice yo ass up

LK - damn grandma u keep a knife in yo wig

GB - IT'S not a wig.. it's a way of life and hell Yea u never when u might have to cut a bitch in the name of Jesus

LK - damn u a real ass MVP

GB -oh nigga I'm forever 21

LK -ha 21×21

M- kiwiantae stfu!

GB - naw babygirl let the lil nigga speak his mind I'm sure he didn't get to do much of that in prison like his daddy

LK - excuse me!?

GB -So tell me lil kiwi that's what they call u in the streets ain't it??.how many times have u dropped the soap?

LK - bitch Fuck u

GB - u stupid as hell!! Out there selling drugs and for what!? Lost 3 Years of your of sellin crack cocain!

G- y is y'all arguing?  We ain't seen eachother since Last Thanksgiving

M- um get correct grapeangelasandra WE ain't seen each other since Last thanksgiving we ain't seen u since that night yo dumb ass drunk all that hennessy

G- Lets.not.even.go.there all I'm saying can We atleast enjoy this family moment

L- grapeangelasandra right We shouldn't be arguing We family

(GB and M look at L weird )

M- Who tf r u!?

L- lastrawberrae

M-ooo thay is ratchet

L-uhh but bitch u named me

M-fr?? When??

L- when u pushed me out yo pussy

M-ohhh u one of my daughters my bad lastrawberrie

L-its lastrawberrae

M-lastrawberraniqua..drea u got cable

Watermelondrea-mhm but it might be working right not,it be messin up at night sometimes because i ...bootleg it from the neighbors house

M-aint yo neighbor a cop?

Watermelondrea- uhh yea...

M- mhmkay

G-gurl what if u get caught!?

Watermelondrea-im not gone get caught

Lk - aight Don't call us when yo dumb ass get caught

Watermelodrea -Oh most certainly We are talking about calling nobody as I do remember precisely u hit MY line first when yo dumb ass got arrested for selling crack.

Lk- fr u gone go there

Watermelondrea -what dumb breed of nigga attemps to sell crack to a police officer?

Lk- shitt he asked if i had some??

Watermelomdrea- so u said yes!?

Lk-shidd i rather be in jail than in the icu for being on fuckin twitter while driving

Watermelondrea- and I'd rather be in the ICU than in a prison cell taking dick from bobo

LK- atleast bobo had a big ass dick so the jokes on u ha!

(Everybody looks at him like )

Watermelondrea- wait what!?

LK-wait what?

Watermelondrea-*scratches her head*

M-

G-

L-

Watermelondrea- *sips tea*☕ this tea good as shit

M- this nigga gay

Sorry its been a while still love ya but dont kill me