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JOHNNY'S BANANA

MARK
so jaehyun followed
a girl but not us????

MARK
his bandmates???? his
brothers?????

YUTA
mark, don't over
react

JOHNNY
roseanne is a catch
good job jaehyun

DOYOUNG
jisoo said she is nice
she has a youtube channel
too

HAECHAN
so she's pretty famous
too huh?

JAEHYUN
guess so

TAEYONG
she's jennie's friend
and she's also in the
sorority

JOHNNY
ohh jennie 😉

TAEYONG
shut up

JOHNNY
she's still mad abt
the shirt thing

TAEYONG
yeah 😭

JAEHYUN
rosé is joy's sister
y'all know that?

DOYOUNG
WHAT THE FUCK
REALLY? 😱

TAEIL
is she like joy?
or jennie? or is she nice
like seulgi?

JAEHYUN
yeri said she was the
opposite of joy

WINWIN
good thing then?

YUTA
winwinie watch
anime with me 🥺

WINWIN
okay.

TAEIL
johnny used to like joy
right?

DOYOUNG
yup

DOYOUNG
i'm surprised that he
didn't act on it 🤔

JOHNNY
i didn't hit on her

JOHNNY
because she would've
torn me into pieces 😰

JAEHYUN
you're a playboy
johnny

JAEHYUN
of couse she would 🙄

MARK
yeri's in that sorority too
right?

JAEHYUN
she's dating my best
friend mark

HAECHAN
it's been a year already
move on!

MARK
i just asked?????

YUTA
and we know where
those questions go 🙄

MARK
i'm over it!

HAECHAN
you guys didn't even
date 🙄

MARK
IT'S JUST A CRUSH!
YOU'RE MAKING IT
INTO A BIGGER DEAL

HAECHAN
go sleep with jaehyun
hyung tonight

MARK
wait hyuck i'm sorry
i-

JOHNNY
trouble in paradise
i see 😌

JUNGWOO
i just woke up

JUNGWOO
what did i miss?


LISA + JAEHYUN

LISA
YOU SLY MOFO!!!

LISA
joy's pissed by the way

JAEHYUN
shit really????

JENNIE
so is jennie, irene
and jisoo

JAEHYUN
crap

LISA
don't worry! we
gotchu! 😉

JAEHYUN
like i would trust you?

JAEHYUN
i would never forget
how you betrayed me

LISA
it was one game!!!

JAEHYUN
well i asked you if
you were the mafia and
you said no!! 😤

LISA
how was i supposed to
win if i tell you???? 🙄

LISA
and i'm still mad that
you sat on me while
playing mario cart!

LISA
I LOST!!!

JAEHYUN
oh please 🙄

JAEHYUN
even if i wasn't
sitting on you, you would
still lose 😏

LISA
oh don't even go there
jeffrey 😡

JAEHYUN
🤪

LISA
i'm getting off topic!
are you gonna go for it
or nah?

JAEHYUN
we'll see
lalalalisa_m

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